“Everybody should believe in something — I believe I’ll have another drink.”
– W. C. Fields –

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
– George F. Burns –

“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, It makes you lean….
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
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“A woman is a lot like beer. They smell good, they look good, and you’d step over your own mother to get one.”
- Homer Simpson

“I drink to make other people interesting.”
-Dave Barry-

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”
-Stephen Wright-

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
-Dean Martin-

“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity”

-Gordie Howe-

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
-Jack Nicholson